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Uncensored Hentai Review has been one of the more mature staples of the FanimeCon. This years show was special as they were celebrating their 10 year anniversary. Thus, guests were jubilant about celebrating this milestone. A legion of fans once again packed a room for the chance to see a live review of a hentai film.

Once again, Glitch presented a memorable show that featured some hentai along with a lot of excitement on the side. As with previous years, it was one of the most popular events and a highlight of the Day 1 experience. An Uncensored Hentai Review! – The Hentaiversary was one of the many events that made FanimeCon 2023 an unforgettable weekend.

The Pre-Show

To understand how popular and packed Uncensored Hentai Review gets, a massive line had already formed in front of Panel Room 1. When guests are allowed to be seated, a spot is based on a first come first serve basis. Efforts are made by the staff to ensure everyone has a chance to enjoy the show while accommodating the needs of everyone. During the wait, train videos are played on the screen. 

Uncensored Hentai Review’s 10th Anniversary 

Glitch The Digital Demon was back to once again break down hentai for an audience. Helping him was his lovely assistants and Andrea Pena (Fanime’s late night master of ceremonies). With everyone seated, it was time to start An Uncensored Hentai Review! – The Hentaiversary. 

The show began with a little background for those attending for the first time. Here, the newcomers were introduced to Glitch along with Planet Fanboy and everything that makes it awesome. This was followed by commemorating the show’s tenth anniversary and how it has grown to become a staple of FanimeCon. Especially part of its after dark scene. 

“We are FanimeCon and we can do whatever the f**k we want”.

Glitch The Digital Demon

Before the uncensored hentai review began, some ground rules had to be set. Guests are reminded to behave themselves, don’t make the person next to them uncomfortable and that cosplaying is not consent. 

Uncensored Hentai Review: Foxy Nudes

The hentai for the night is the 2004 OVA, Foxy Nudes Parts 1 and 2. During the showing, Glitch shares his thoughts and provides commentary. Andrea also chimed in with his thoughts as well. 

Foxy Nudes follows Etsuko Yamanobe, the top anchorwoman at Tokyo Flower Television actually. In an attempt to get some hot ratings, she interjects herself into a hostage crisis in which a recently laid-off man has taken his ex-bosses daughter hostage. When realizing he might be a wimp, Etsuko coerces him into having his way with the hostage (with the help of some narcotics). 

This results in some graphic moments that are witnessed by onlookers and the police. At the same time, Etsuko gets the hot story she wants followed by the high ratings. Meanwhile, the audience would chant “USA USA USA” at the right moments. 

A Special Message from Spicy Burrito

During the intermission, guests were greeted by a special message from Spicy Burrito. He wanted everyone to know about how he is going to defend his title at Fanimania VIII. He also encouraged everyone to attend the show on Sunday and to buy some of his merch. 

The Return on Professor Censor 

The show was interrupted by the return of Professor Censor, who has once again vowed to censor everything and destroy Planet Fanboy. To achieve this sinister goal, he has built a robot dubbed the Demon Army MK 70 (because we took the number 69 and made it dirty). 

When all hope seemed lost, Spicy Burrito came to save the day. He took to the stage and defeated Professor Censor and the Demon Army MK 70. With his plot once again foiled, Professor Censor had to make a run for it as the audience cheered for Spicy Burrito.

Orgasm Contest 

After Spicy Burrito walked off victorious, it was time for the Orgasm Contest. The rules were simple, 50 volunteers would come up to the mic and pretend to be an anime character having an organism. the top winners will receive a prize. 

Among the notable performances was one volunteer pretending to be Vegeta having an orgasm while doing it with Goku. This was followed by a volunteer taking a meta approach by going into the role of Goku having an orgasm. Outside the realm of anime, one volunteer pretended to be Toad while another did R2-D2. Finally, one volunteer pretended to be Patrick Warburton doing orgasms for hentai. 

End of the Night

An Uncensored Hentai Review! – The Hentaiversary had some more goodies prepared for the audience. First, a volunteer was brought onto the stage to be jizzed at (and given a prize for being a volunteer). To ensure everyone had a safe weekend, the assistants tossed some condoms into the crowd.

The event came to an end with the Q&A session in which the audience got to ask their own questions. Be it about Planet Fanboy, hentai, or reflections on the shows 10 year run. 

Did you get a chance to check out An Uncensored Hentai Review! – The Hentaiversary at FanimeCon 2023? If so then share your story in the comment section below.

Disclaimer: FanimeCon provided me with a pass for the weekend

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